“Carole King Eats Quaker Oats”

21 May

In light (or darkness) of my recent diet, I have written a silly poem as a send-off to Instant Oatmeal, a frequent meal of mine in the past few days. And by frequent, it’s often a meal that doesn’t fill you up.

“Carole King Eats Quaker Oats”
I can see things have can gone dry
You’re starting to feel so cold
I can see we’re through

Maybe toothless junkies
Or workaholic men
Might get enjoyment from you

Cranberry fruit loop chunks
Cinnamon “spice” so delicious
I’d rather not chew

I’m not too concerned about taster’s choice
When all in every all you’re
About as flavorful as Elmer’s glue

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